Dear Darlings,
Welcome to 🪇¡JULY CARAMBA!🪇 at Dynasty Typewriter! A month of events at Dynasty more steamy and scintillating than a platter of Chili’s™ Sizzling Fajitas. With only HALF the calories! Full calendar below! But first…
Most of you know Dynasty Typewriter for its curated schedule of shows and livestreams. We've also built a stellar reputation for our West Coast famous DynaPop!™ popcorn 🍿
and our bevy of popcorn topping options including our Always Evolving Spice Rack™. We would be remiss not to also mention the acclaim that accompanies the fact that our 100 year old theater was built on a series of vortexes🌀🌀🌀, is haunted by [mostly] happy ghosts👻, and that Shirley Temple 🍭 allegedly learned to dance on our stage. Plus, many of you literally hang your hats* on our vaunted DynaScooch™ seating system. (*asses)
But what if we were to tell you that we are so much more?? If that [consentuallly] tickles you, good news: We're about to give you a sliver of how much more we are!
We are also soon to be... a Consumer Electronics and Home Appliance Retailer! That's right, in the coming weeks our Lobby will become a showroom for severely discounted 
ElectroClassics™ like: A micrrowave by Toshiba! (pictured) Yes, THAT Toshiba! An electric face razor by Braun. Yes, THAT Braun! A blender by Oster! (Actually a different Oster. But how cool is that?!) More updates as we have them, but we wanted to give you, our loyal e-blast audience a Dynasty FirstPeek™ at some of the developments coming your way. As far as we know, we will be the only venue in North and South America where you can enter and connect deeply with the work of your favorite artist and leave with an object that will let you connect deeply with an object that can heat/blend food and/or remove hair from your body.
Now THAT's The Dynasty Difference!™
Want an inside track on any of these items? Email us and we'll let you know as soon as they are available for showing.
In the meantime, interested or not, GO TO ALL OF OUR SHOWS!
🎆,
VanJam
