Dearest Darlings-

Like so many other places, we have decided to close our doors for public shows until further notice

But we will persevere!

AND SO WILL YOU! Please take care of yourself and your loved ones, make those difficult calls in the name of safety and health knowing that it’s truly for the good of humanity, and remember that at some point in the not-so-distant future we’ll all be looking around, hugging each other, and impressed that we were able to flarpin’ overcome.  

REFUNDS: If you’ve purchased tickets to a show that has been cancelled, we will be issuing refunds through Eventbrite! We will ensure that all tickets are refunded, but please be patient as these can take 5-7 business days under normal circumstances, and Eventbrite is not undergoing normal circumstances right now. Thanks!

As for us? As it is our foremost mission to entertain, enchant and inspire, we're actively looking for new ways to achieve those goals in a time where it is arguably needed more than ever. Oh, and also we’re gonna desperately try to STAY AFLOAT (given that we’re a business that, to this point, has been based on the gathering of humans). 

If you’re a fan of what we do and would like to help us and are in a position to (please don’t stretch yourself!) we’d really, really appreciate your support. We want to weather this and we also truly want to keep making magical things for our amazing community because it’s our whole flarpin’ life’s purpose and that’s not even hyperbole. Oh, how we WISH our life’s purpose was running Amazon! Or being the worst president ever! Or that we were Mr. Paul Purell and Ms. Linda Lysol!  

BUT WE’RE #DYNASTY ‘TIL WE #DY! (HOPEFULLY IN 80+ YEARS!) 

Ways you can support Dynasty during this pandemic: 

  • Get a ticket (as many as you wish!) to support Dynasty. This ticket will gain you first ACCESS to updates on li
    ve streams, podcasts, and the other creative projects we’ll undertake as we navigate this shift. Your ticket purchase will help us survive this time and keep us ready for a quick rebound! You can look forward to these things starting to pop up as early as next week!

  • Shop in our online souvenir shoppe! Get a Dynast-Tee or enamel pin to wear around the living room. Or grab a Dynasty gift card! We’ll open again at some point, and hey! You can use your gift card then! 

  • Tune in! Watch as we spread our production company wings (without spreading germs!) and start… producing things! Your spirit, feedback, likes, and shares will let us know what to make more of (and what to put out of its misery.)

  • Be patient and calm. We’re all experiencing this for the first time. Let’s all make a DynastyBuddyPact™ to be kind and understanding.

  • Pop Your Own DynaPop (PYODP) Will it be the same? Plainly put: no. Will it still be corn? Sure. And that’s something.

More to come on new creative developments, but in the meantime be safe, be healthy, find joy, and be kind to one another. 

VanJam