Dear sweet darlings,
Jamie and Vanessa from Dynasty here, and while the typewriter we're using may be digital, we're manually writing you a heartfelt correspondence just like they did in days of yore. ("Today! It's just like days of yore but more people have rights!" is perhaps a good slogan for the present.)
We digressed, but now we're flarpin' determined to get back on track, so.... here.... we.... GO! It’s almost Scorpio season and as Scorps ourselves (Nov 2nd and 17th), we’re gettin our tails ready to swipe at all the goodness October and November have to offer!
It's recently come to our attention we run a beautiful, magical theater and…. we’re allowed to do what whatever we want in it! ( No bosses! Party! ) So here's the haps: WE LOVE HALLOWEEN. WE LOVE SHOWS. WE LOVE PARTIES. WE LOVE MOVIES. WE LOVE KIDS. So we’re rolling out an unprecedented group of FOUR of our very own, Dynasty-produced events designed with you darlings (and sure, ourselves!) in mind. For all your Halloween season planning needs, we’ve got you covered. No bones about it, boos!
On OCT 26th at 7pm come for an epic Dynasty BooNight, a lineup of our very favorite folks including MARGARET CHO! REGGIE WATTS! MEGAN GAILEY! and many more surprises! Getting a ticket for the show INCLUDES your ticket for the DYNASTYLAND party afterwards! (You can also get DynastyLand tickets separately!) We’ll have a bar for the night, the theater will be decked out with spoooooky things, and we’ll be partying DynastyLand style starting at 9pm. (DynastyLand style = we open up all the nooks and crannies of the theater for you to explore in an immersive, multi-room party extravaganza!) We’ll have tricks, treats, performances, dancing, seancing, puppets, drinks, and goodies from our friends at Old Pal Provisions (we’ll call smoking weed “blowing ghosts!” for the night! Isn’t that fun?) and sweeties from our friends at VanLeeuwen Ice cream.
On OCT 27th we’re doing our first non-private Li’l Dynamos event for child-identifying humans! Bring your KIDS, bring the whole FAM, or just bring yourSELF- at 2pm it’s a Li’l Dynamos Halloween party! We’ll be screening vintage Halloween cartoons, having a costume parade (with prizes!), handing out candy, and attempting to turn our award-winning Owl’sBeard cotton candy into adorable ghosts. Photo ops will abound, so bring your kids before they wreck their costumes at school and trick or treating!
And on HALLOWEEN itself we’re screening one of our very favorite movies, Young Frankenstien! Come watch the Mel Brooks’ classic on the big screen for a guaranteed ALL TREAT night. Come dressed as your favorite character from the Mel Brooks-iverse for a chance to WIN BIG PRIZES. (Probably Lindt!)
Ok, there you have it, four amazing options to celebrate the season in one wonderful location. We’re so excited and we hope you are too! Get your tickets now!
Scorp bites n' Ghoulies
Jamie and BooNessa