Darlings,
SURREAL. Too good to be true? Too long-awaited to be NOT true? Too many emotions and none of them penetrating the pandemic shells we grew to protect us from collapsing under the pressures of the constant barrage of wild happenings of the last 14 months? YES, THAT. But, great news: these feelings/numbness are due to the fact that WE'RE ABOUT TO BE PUTTIN' ON SHOWWWWS AGAIN, FOLKS!!! (IN OUR PHYSICAL THEATER!) We'll get more to the emotions n' such in future correspondences, but let's just rip off the Band-Aid and get to what's coming up! Yowch n' yeehah!
NEXT WEEK our soft re-opening begins and we are thrilled to announce we'll be warmin' up our beloved venue with a warm up show with one of the planet's most beloved performers, MARIA BAMFORD!!! Maria will be dustin' off at Dynasty this Wednesday, May 12th at 4pm! We couldn't ask for a better (non-denominational) rechristening! Let us say this again... MARIA BAMFORD WILL BE PERFORMING FOR A LIVE AUDIENCE AT DYNASTY THIS WEDNESDAY.* 🤩 ❤️ 🥳 ❤️ 🤯
The soft re-opening continues MAY 17-25th as we are excited to be hosting several Just For Laughs New Faces Auditions!* Come see the next generation of top comedians and characters as they dust off their acts and hit the stage for the opportunity to perform at this years JFL Montreal Comedy Festival!
AND the NON-SOFT re-opening begins in July with MUCH to unveil. Our first unveiling? We'll do it right ding-dang-now. A MARC MARON residency kicking off on July first! Get your tickets now - pretty sure these are going to sell out quickly! Let us say it again... MARC MARON WILL BE PERFORMING FOR A LIVE AUDIENCE AT DYNASTY IN JULY.* 🤩 ❤️ 🥳 ❤️ 🤯
So... wow. From the most established and beloved performers to the new and be'crushed twinkling stars of tomorrow, we're fully excited to be moving into the very near future with enchanting offerings that will cause us to weep salty, salty tears onto our lap-corn, increasing it's flavor AND it's emotional heft. And making for an unparalleled soft-chew experience™.
Oh, we can't wait to delight you and be delighted. Speaking of both of those things, we are looking for Darlings to be engines and beacons of delight! Van wanted to put up UTILITY YEARNED posters, but Jam thinks HELP WANTEDis more straightforward, easy to understand, and generally less disgusting to say. (Van thinks the disgust factor is actually a really intriguing inroad to potential relationships, but had to concede that it was.. weird and likely not super effective.) Anyway, if you like what we do, like doing things, are a good person, let us know! We are looking for some new team members. Potential positions range from poptending' ticket taking night staff, social media manager, general manager and maybe more! Let us say it again.. UTILITY YEARNED! APPLY! 🤩 ❤️ 🥳 ❤️ 🤯
We still LUV the NET and here are 2 livestreams that we encourage THE ENTIRE WORLD to watch. (No proof of vaccination required, hun!)
TONIGHT! We have likely the last online DYNASTY CONFIDENTIAL! The show hosted by the most beautiful, talented and if the job requires, artfully ruthless man on the planet JOEL KIM BOOSTER listening to comics spillll secrets they've never told before. QUINTA BRUNSON, GRETA TITELMAN, SAM TAGGART, NORI REED, CALEB HEARON plus a rando with a freak-seec (freaky secret) from the internet. Babe. What's not to be obsessed with!?
TUESDAY everyone's favorite Jon Daly, JON DALY, is going to be 💰 GIVING 💴 AWAY 💵 CASHHHHHH (via Venmo!) 👏 Winning is simple. YOU CALL? YOU GET MONEY. JON DALY'S I VENMO U MONEY. Call during the show, or call before and leave a message. It's both weird AND straightforward.
Earnin' burnin' and yearnin',
VanJam
*All in-person shows will be be at limited capacity and all attendees must provide proof of vaccination.