He didn’t know what killed his cattle.
Darlings,
Clocktober is tick tick ticking away, and Halloween is drawing niiiigh! Nigh we say! (“Neigh!” a gorgeous black stallion screeches in the distance, trying to back us up by joining in the “nigh” vibes but his vocal chords don’t really support the long “I” sound so it seems like he’s dissenting. But he’s not. He’s UNDERSCORING. It’s a little raspy and not like perfect, but it’s adorable in its imperfection. This beautiful stallion just wants to be part of something. And now… he is. It’s HOT. 🔥 #horsethrobstrong)
ANYHOO! We’re very excited for Halloween because… 🍬 CANDY! 🍭 (All the dentists reading are like, “CHA-CHING!” Sorry. That’s out-dated dental humor. We KNOW 👊 dentists have integrity and wish only the best for our teeth 🙏.
🔥 #dentiststrong) But the more pertinent reason we’re excited for Halloween is that we are having a BIG OL’ DYNASTY event and YOU’RE invited. 🦇 Dead From Dynasty 🦇brought to you by the ancient n’ batshit Guano Guano Club. Halloween night at Dynasty is going to have it all! Specifically: Music, comedy, marionettes, ghosts, seance, costume contest, ceremony, surprises, and maybe… CANDY!!! (All the dentists are like, “please be responsible with your teeth! Avoid gummy candies and floss with coco flosswhich is just objectively, the best floss. You will get over the texture! Actually, you come to long for the texture.” 🔥 #dentiststrong) 😝
*DEAD FROM DYNASTY Tickets will go fast, so get yours ASAP!*
Meanwhile, the stage is full of treats regardless of the holiday season. Why, this week alone we have a sold-out Playgirl by EDI PATTERSON tonight (Livestream still available!), madness from the 30 Minute Musical folks, mystical mediumship with JESS PERLMAN on Wednesday and so much more, including one of our FAVORITE astrologers (and fellow Scorpio 👊 🦂) EVAN NATHANIEL GRIM coming this weekend!) And MORE! Which you can read about if ya’d just scroll down. Won’t ya scroll down, daddy? Won’t ya? Come awwwwn, Daddy! It’ll be fun! (This is intended to be read in a sad southern accent, with the energy a young girl pleading her grief stricken Pa [his beloved cattle recently died] to get off the farm just for one night. After all, The Banjo Man is comin’ to town, and it only happens but once every 7 fortnights!)
✨MINDBENDING NOTE:✨ This is the SAME farm that homes the beautiful black stallion referenced above, who hasn’t been ridden in far too long…) Your welcome for the 🔥🐴escape we’ve provided here. Now THAT's The Dynasty Difference!™
Come to our Halloween event, k?! Here’s the vibe:
Come awwwn, Daddy!
VanJam
THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY
MONDAY 20/10 at 7:30PM Sold Out! Livestream Available!
Playgirl w/ Edi Patterson
Join Edi Patterson (The Righteous Gemstones, Knives Out) for Playgirl, a completely improvised one-woman play. In this fearless performance, Patterson invents every character on the spot, weaving them into a full theatrical story that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious. A master of character work and improv, she delivers a one-of-a-kind show that can never be repeated.
TUESDAY 21/10 at 7:30PM
30MM’s Back To The Future Live + Livestreamed!
The hit musical comedy show gets 30 Minute Musicals takes your favorite films and transforms them into fully improvised musicals. In this special edition, the cast reimagines the Back To The Future Trilogy. Fast, funny, and full of surprises, it’s movie magic like you’ve never seen before— all set to music.
WEDNESDAY 22/10 at 7:30PM Live + Livestreamed!
To The Hollow w/Jess Perlman
As the veil thins for All Hallows’ Eve, Jess Perlman invites you to The Hollow—a one-night ritual of music, improv, and contact with the other side. The evening opens with a mystery musical invocation before Jess channels live messages from beyond, followed by a coven of improvisers transforming the revelations into comedy. With Ruha Taslimi, Oscar Montoya, Lyndsey Frank, Nina Concepcion, Nnamdi Ngwe, Corin Wells, Kimia Behpoornia, and more, this spellbinding night blends laughter, spirit, and seasonal magic.
THURSDAY 23/10 at 7:30PM
Lovett or Leave It: Live in LA
Lovett or Leave It is a live variety show and podcast that breaks down the week’s politics and pop culture news with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss, and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis. Join Jon Lovett and an all-star lineup of comedians, journalists, and other amazing guests — including Allison Tolman, Alex Wagner, & Michael Shannon!
FRIDAY 24/10 at 4PM Livestream Only
The Muppets Take Scripthattan
The Muppet Script returns with The Muppets Take Scripthattan, streaming live from The Bell House in Brooklyn. This staged reading of the Broadway-bound tale marked Frank Oz’s solo directorial debut, with music by Jeff Moss and Ralph Burns, and celebrates the magic that begins on the page before it hits the screen. Produced and directed by Matt Wilkie, the performance raises funds for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, supporting life-saving care and resources nationwide.
FRIDAY 24/10 at 7:30PM
The Ultimate Improv Show Live + Livestreamed!
Join Dan Black and an all-star cast for a night of top-tier improv inspired by stories from a celebrity guest monologist. Fueled by audience suggestions and sheer comedic chaos, this unscripted and unhinged show delivers big laughs and unforgettable moments every time. Featuring: Monologist : Reggie Watts with Neil Casey, Nicole Byer, Dan Black, Paul Welsh, Jon Gabrus, and Angela Giarratana.
SATURDAY 25/10 at 7:30PM
Astrology Time w/ Evan Nathaniel Grim
Step into the stars with renowned astrologer Evan Nathaniel Grim for an afternoon of cosmic insight and connection during the most spiritually potent time of year, Halloween. Evan will bring his signature style—known for its clarity, depth, and striking accuracy—to the stage, interpreting the birth chart and destiny of audience participants.
SUNDAY 26/10 at 3:00PM
Tales from the Crypt: Theater of Mystery
Captured Aural Phantasy Theater brings vintage Tales from the Cryptstories to life in a retro Halloween stage show. Experience live readings of classic 1950s comics alongside projected art, eerie music, a touch of magic, and haunting songs from their ethereal chanteuse.
SUNDAY 26/10 at 7:30PM
Clean Plate Club Live + Livestreamed!
Get ready for a night of delectable improv and culinary chaos with Bobby Moynihan and friends. Clean Plate Club serves up unscripted comedy alongside live cooking on stage from Chris Ying (Dinner Time Live). It’s a feast of laughter, food, and surprises that proves comedy is best enjoyed with a side of flavor. With Special Guests: Vic Michaelis, Rich Sommer, Tim Baltz, Lily Sullivan, and Eugene Cordero.
MONDAY 27/10 at 7:30PM
Playgirl with Edi Patterson Livestream + Livestreamed!
Join Edi Patterson (The Righteous Gemstones, Knives Out) for Playgirl, a completely improvised one-woman play. In this fearless performance, Patterson invents every character on the spot, weaving them into a full theatrical story that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious. A master of character work and improv, she delivers a one-of-a-kind show that can never be repeated.
