CLOCKTOBER chimes for youuuuuu
Well hello there, Dynasty Darlings!
Move over, The TikTok, there’s a NEW timepiece-themed sensation hitting the scene, and this one isn’t even at ALL brainwashing you. 😏 (Unless we succeed. 😈) Welcome dear friends to Dynasty Typewriter’s month of, CLOCKTOBER! A month whose gears are always churning, whose hands are always moving, and whose cuckoo is un-containable, screeching in delight at all the odd hours. And around here… ALL the hours are odd hours. (Note: Possible to have tech person insert an SFX here? Like a haunting laugh w/ ticking clock sound behind it and some chimes and pipe organ and a freaaaaky bird sound followed by an eerie silence?)
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(Thanks, tech person.)
That’s tight, we’re 6 days into a NEW month and honey, we’re ready to flarpin’ summon some ✨NEW VIBES ✨. Did the end of September sort of like, almost destroy anyone else? No? Just us? 💅
Well, to be fair, it only ALMOST destroyed us and now we write you from atop the smoldering ash of destruction, left as mere embers warming our aaaaample buttcheeks. (#bodyneutrality.) And hawny these buttcheeks are about to swing like the pendulum of Esther Pendulum-Dynasty’s Grandmother clock as we sliiiiiide right into spooky season.
Tonight we’ve got a FULL-ass HARVEST MOON in Aries 🔥 And our favorite online witches and warlocks are telling us to make a list of stuff we’re done with and BURN it (in a fire-safe container.) So that’s what we’re going to do. It’s sort of like Santa but way more badass. Instead of making a list and checking it twice (🤓 NERD ALERT! 🎅 ) we’re making a list and SETTING IT ON FIRE. Join us! (Safely) What are you letting of? And if it’s this newsletter, that’s FINE and you don’t even need to tell us because as self-actualized as we almost are, we still have feelings. We made sure Santa wasn’t subscribed to this list because even though he’s a flarpin’ NERD, we don’t need to inflict harm upon him! ❤️And That’s the Dynasty Difference™?
There are so many differences we have. 🌎 Some of them visible this weekend, when we hosted so many amazing shows (TIG! GABBY BRYAN! ZACH G. popping in on DOUG LOVES MOVIES! COCO PERU!) and saw how very different each of their audiences was. All lovely, smiling, supportive people. One group however… barfed a lot! Interesting! Special thanks to the Dynasty Pit Team & Sludgy. They turned puke into… kOoK!
That’s DEFINITELY The Dynasty Difference™!
VanJam
THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY
MONDAY 10/06 at 7:30PM
The Action Boyz Present:
Bronson Tonight LIVESTREAM & LIVESTREAMED
Join Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers, and Ryan Stanger as the Action Boyz bring Charles Bronson to the late-night stage in Bronson Tonight!Packed with movie stars, music, and mayhem, this one-night-only talk show parody delivers the comic charisma of Bronson like a bazooka to the face. A cavalcade of freaks and punks rounds out the lineup for a wild evening at Dynasty Typewriter.
TUESDAY 10/07 at 7:30PM
Comedy club energy meets world-class illusion in Stand-Up Magic. Featuring Max Davidson (Magic Castle, Chicago Magic Lounge) and Tess Tregellas (Betches Media), the show blends sharp humor and mind-bending tricks into a fast, funny evening that proves the magic is real.
WEDNESDAY 10/08 at 7:30PM
13-Year-Old Michael Ausiello Presents:
Beverly Hills LIVESTREAM & LIVESTREAMED
In the 1980s, closeted teen Michael Ausiello wrote 517 soap opera episodes. Four decades later, actors bring them to life exactly as written—typos and all. With Michaela Watkins, Oscar Nunez, Patty Guggenheim, Rich Sommer, and more, nostalgia gets hilarious.
THURSDAY 10/09 at 7:30PM
Lovett or Leave It: Live in LA
Lovett or Leave It is the hit variety show and podcast breaking down politics and pop culture with sketches, games, and sharp analysis. Hosted by Jon Lovett, this edition features Phoebe Robinson, Danielle Schneider, and more.
FRIDAY 10/10 at 7:30PM
The Ultimate Improv Show w/ Rick Glassman
Dan Black leads an all-star cast in a night of top-tier improv inspired by a celebrity guest monologist. Fueled by audience suggestions and sheer chaos, this unscripted show delivers big laughs, wild turns, and unforgettable moments every single time.
FRIDAY 10/10 at 10:30PM
Richard Perez Presents: I Have To Do This
Richard Perez presents I Have To Do This—a full-hearted, sexually explicit exploration of partnership, vulnerability, and love. Told through pantomimed vignettes, the show invites audiences to leap and trust the net will appear. Directed by Charlie Bardey.
SATURDAY 10/11 at 4:00PM
The French Italian: Screening + Q&A LIVESTREAM & LIVESTREAMED
Director Rachel Wolther’s The French Italian follows a couple whose feud with karaoke-loving neighbors spirals into revenge, fake theater, and artistic awakening. Starring Catherine Cohen, Aristotle Athari, Chloe Cherry, Ruby McCollister, and more. Screening followed by Q&A with filmmakers and cast.
SATURDAY 10/11 at 7:30PM
Legendary comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes to Dynasty with his sharp, unflinching stand-up. His latest HBO special, Panicked, premiered in August 2025, following From Bleak to Dark and End Times Fun. A fearless voice, Maron brings insight and laughs.
SATURDAY 10/11 at 10:30PM
The city’s crunchiest drag competition gets spooky. Hosts Basic Bitch (Mano Agapion), Ozma (Oscar Montoya), and Nicole Byer lead queens through The Snatch Game and a haunted runway. With guest judge Salina EsTitties, expect chaos, costumes, and frightful fun.
SUNDAY 10/12 at 7:00PM
Rob Zabrecky resurrects the classic American spook show for one night only. With eerie magic, campy chills, a mystery ghoul, and a screening of House on Haunted Hill in EMERGO, this haunting evening conjures thrills beyond the supernatural.
MONDAY 10/13 at 7:30PM
Netflix Is a Joke Radio Presents: Are You Still Listening?
Are You Still Listening? is a monthly stand-up showcase spotlighting hot up-and-coming comedians, presented by Netflix Is a Joke Radio. Free with RSVP, the show features fresh voices and sharp sets. Entry is first come, first served—RSVP does not guarantee.
