Keycember’s got a few more things to unlock!
Darlings,
We’ve been consulting the charts, the ledgers, the candles, and the general vibe of the room and according to our very official findings: 🔑 We are now in the final stretch of Keycember. 🔑 And, lo! Still a trove of events to open!
And… can you feel it? The low thunder. The approaching gallop. The radiant heat-throw of the 🔥FIRE HORSE 🔥as it bounds toward us, ready to bring in 2026 with behooved glory. Ready to let that freaking year of the 🐍SNAKE🐍 slither back to whatever dark hole it would like to retreat to. We say that respectfully, lovingly. We say that with gratitude for the lessons it taught us 🙏 We also say that with absolutely no interest in a sequel from that legless freak. Thank you. Goodbye.
🐎 And how will we WELCOME the FIREHORSE?! With a flarpin’ shoooooow of course! SPEND New Year’s Eve at Dynasty! JAM will be hosting with his signature aplomb (everyone talks about it) a lineup of sparklin’ stars including: APARNA NANCHERLA, JARED LOGAN, ASHLEY RAY, TONY SAM, BRENT WEINBACH and more! 🥂
Yesterday was the ⚫️Winter Solstice ⚫️, the longest night! The dark that welcomes the return of light! The big cosmic inhale. Van and Jam both began the 13 Magical Nights ritual, which means wishes are being set, intentions are being tended, and small things are being burned into being. If you’re also lighting candles, journaling, whispering to the dark, or simply lying on the floor thinking about your life, congratulations. Ceremony is FUN!™ ✨
And because Keycember always saves some of its most enchanted gifts for the end, here is what is waiting for you to unlock from the belly of our haunted, cozy, vortex-squattin’ little theater: SUCH AS TODAY”S💥 HANDSOME HOLIBOBS EXTRAVAGANZA 💥! Live and LIVE-STREAMED! Do not miss this absolute joy bomb from everyone’s flarpin’ faves, TIG AND MAE AND FORTUNE!
Followed by ✨ MARC MARON ✨ !? WOW. Then tomorrow is a solo
🌙 TIG NOTARO 🌙 show? This is just a beautiful, traditional and VERY religious ramp up to Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Baby Jesus was a TIG-HEAD!!!!
And then, starting Friday we are thrilled to host a run of our favorite Dutchess of delirium (we hope she’s ok with this title),🎄✨ THE DINA MARTINA CHRISTMAS SHOW ✨🎄
We cannot wait to see you as we close this chapter, light the candles, and leave apples on our front steps for the FIRE HORSE as they approache at a respectful but undeniable speed. 🐴🔥 What should we name the fire horse? EMBERLYNDRA?!
NAMING the Fire Horse?! Now THAT’S The Dynasty Difference™
VanJam
UPCOMING SHOWS
MONDAY 12/21 + 22 at 7:30PM
Legendary comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes to Dynasty with his sharp, unflinching stand-up. His latest HBO special, Panicked, premiered in August 2025, following From Bleak to Dark and End Times Fun. A fearless voice, Maron brings insight and laughs.
MONDAY 12/22 at 4:30PM LIVESTREAM
Handsome: Third Annual Holibobs Extravaganza
Handsome is a podcast from comedians Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, and Mae Martin. Every week, the handsome hosts field a question from a friend and attempt to answer it together, covering every subject you could think of. Along the way, Tig, Fortune and Mae tell plenty of stories and just generally have a ridiculous time.
TUESDAY 12/23 at 7PM
Grammy- and Emmy-nominated comedian Tig Notaro brings her sharp, understated humor to Dynasty. Known for fearless honesty and singular storytelling, Tig has released acclaimed specials, hosts Don’t Ask Tig, co-hosts Handsome, and remains one of comedy’s most unique, masterful voices.
12/26-30 at 7:30PM
The Dina Martina Christmas Show!
The unwittingly hilarious Dina Martina returns with beautifully off-key songs, hysterical videos, pointless stories, and bizarre audience gifts. A deliriously unhinged Christmas tradition.
WEDNESDAY 12/31 at 9:00PM
New Year’s Eve at Dynasty Typewriter!
Ring in the New Year with stand-up, live music from The DyNasties, surprise guests, a champagne toast, and a midnight manifestation ceremony. A joyful, all-night sendoff into the new year. With special guests Aparna Nancherla, Jared Logan. Ashley Ray, Tony Sam, and Bret Weinbach.
