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Dear Darlings,
We’ve entered the month of MAYonnaise, the richest, silkiest season of them all. Here at Dynasty, we don’t just walk through time—we emulsify it. Now THAT'S The Dynasty Difference!™ MAYonnaise is a glossy portal of absurd delights just waiting to be schmeared onto your brain bread. Why, this week alone is burstin’ with far-ranging flavors (shows), which we implore you to read about below. Please. we IMPLORE you. Did you wake up this morning knowing you’d be implored? Didn’t think so 💅. Now that’s ALSO The Dynasty Difference!™
‘Round here we’ve been bippin’ and boppin’ and streaming and dreaming and growing and flowing and changing! What changes, you ask? Well most importantly, we’re moving forward with our FISH COFFINS product offering and that’s… huge. It's been in development and prototype phase for years now, but we're inching closer to a public release. Don't know what we're talking about right now? Great. That's by design. Speaking of design and confusion, we’re also potentially foraying into butt-shaped magnet territory. We’ve also been playing with clay, pressing flowers, listening to birds, walking amongst bats and horses, eating and drinking weeds, and straight up reflecting. Vanessa’s barrel pond has been such a success she’s now creating a Walstad shrimp aquarium. Do YOU dabble in natural self-sustaining aquariums? If so, Vanessa has probably read your posts on reddit during this hyperfixation phase. If you’d like to tell us about your aquarium, PLEASE DO.
❤️ In the month of MAYonnaise, we find ourselves thinking of all these hobbies as the condiments of life. And we LOVE flavors, sauces, and exciting additions. A lot of flavor changes are on our horizon INCLUDING, in two months, we will bid the fondest farewell to our dear GM Missy, who we RELISH. Missy has been with Dynasty almost three years, and if you’ve been here in that time you’ve doubtlessly felt her touch. We’re going to miss her so much, but we’re very excited for her to strike out on her own artistic endeavors (sorry, Missy, but the butt-magnet thing is taken) and continue to make the world more beautiful. Have a Missy Moment? Tell us how she’s upgraded your experience, whether it’s a moment of backstage wizardry, a warm welcome, or a popcorn crisis averted.
We’ll be relishing your stories and sharing the love as we begin the quest for our next Director of Operations (or Poperations). That’s right, with Missy leaving there will be many hats and a big pair of shoes left to fill. So we’re on the hunt for a many-headed large-footed beautiful beastie to protect the fortress! IS THAT YOU? Or someone you know? Check out our listing!
Thank you all for bringing your distinct, delicious, singular selves into our world. Whether you’re a longtime mustard seed that’s been planted with us from the start, or a fresh-whipped aioli treasure during this egg shortage, we’re so glad you’re here. And to the snarky little Dylan’s of the world: hey you friggin’ sauerkraut. You’re disgusting, but we bet SOMEBODY loves you. Now get the fuck off our sandwich. (The kraut thing has nothing to do with Germany or our actual enjoyment of sauerkraut, this is focused solely on the wordplay SAUER vibes. Also, sauerkraut is NOT an intuitive word to spell. Ain’t that just the way.)
condimentially,
VanJam
PS - Another hobby we've been exploring for a while: PUPPETS! Lots of original Dynasty puppets coming real soon! In the meantime, TONIGHT we are excited to be hosting a live reading of a MUPPETS movie with an insane cast of people you know and love! In-person tickets are sold out but still lots of livestream tickets available!!! More info below!
🚨 Livestreams still available: Tiny Dinos LIVE, The Ultimate Improv Show w/ WAYNE BRADY, Fuck This Month & Holy Shit Improv, Real Housewives the Musical!, Lights Camera Cabaret: A Neuro Inclusive Celebration of Hollywood's Hit Music, Clean Plate Club w/ BOBBY MOYNIHAN🚨
🌟THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🌟
🕵️ 📑 MONDAY, 5/5, 7:30PM: The Scripted Muppet Caper
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 🎥 ⭐️ IN PERSON SOLD OUT ⭐️ When most people think of the Muppets, they think of the colorful characters made out of fleece and foam. But as with every movie, it all starts on the written page. Before returning to the big screen, the Muppets returned to the writers' room. Muppets head writer JERRY JUHL was joined this time by TOM PRATCHETT, JACK ROSE, and JAY TARSES to take the gang overseas to jolly old England, in JIM HENSON'S directorial debut. With music by JOE RAPOSO, THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER is a true delight!
The Muppet Script returns to bring you THE SCRIPTED MUPPET CAPER! Some returning favorites, some new faces, and the same old jokes from the Muppets. This live reading takes place on Monday, May 5th @ 7:30pm at the Dynasty Typerwriter in Los Angeles, and will also be live streamed worldwide!
This performance will be raising funds for The TransLatin@ Coalition.
Starring:
MARC EVAN JACKSON as Kermit the Frog
NINA WEST as Miss Piggy
PAUL SCHEER as Fozzie Bear
BOBBY MOYNIHAN as Gonzo
MARK GAGLIARDI as Statler
HAL LUBLIN as Waldorf
ROB HUEBEL as Nicky Holiday
SIOBHAN THOMPSON as Lady Holiday
JANET VARNEY as Janice
DANA WICKENS as Animal
SCOTT PASSARELLA as Dr. Teeth
BRETT MORRIS as Floyd Pepper
TAYLOR PLENN as Zoot
ROSS BRYANT as Scooter
JIAVANI as Rowlf
JORDAN MYRICK as Sam Eagle/Mike Tarkanian
KATIE MAROVITCH as Beaker
NINA CONCEPCIÓN as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
RUHA TASLIMI as Lew Zealand
OSCAR MONTOYA as Beauregard/English Gentleman
ANNA GARCIA as Sweetums/The Swedish Chef
LUCAS ROSS as Louis Kazzager
JEREMY CULHANE as Pops
ANGELA GIARRATANA as Rizzo
Special Appearances by:
JAMES WILLEMS
ELYSE WILLEMS
VERONICA FERNANDEZ
DOMAINE JAVIER
MALLERY JENNA ROBINSON
LONDON VILLAMAYOR
Music by:
BRETT MORRIS
MICAH O'KONIS
SCOTT PASSARELLA
TAYLOR PLENN
LUCAS ROSS
MARNINA SCHON
DANA WICKENS
Narrated by:
ANNA RAJO
ABIGAIL REMALEY
Musical Direction by:
SCOTT PASSARELLA
Produced and Directed by:
MATT WILKIE
GET TICKETS!
🤚 🎥 TUESDAY, 5/6, 7:30PM: The Benson Movie Interruption: Your Choice a show where comedian Doug Benson (SUPER HIGH ME, @midnight) invites some of his comedy friends to sit in the front row of the theater with mics, cracking wise during a screening of a movie that YOU choose. That’s right, audience members are encouraged to bring a dvd/blu ray of a film they would like to see ripped apart (lovingly) and a vote will be held to determine which one we watch.
With Special Guests
DANA GOULD
AMY MILLER
JONAH RAY
+ More!
GET TICKETS!
❤️ 🧒 👦 WEDNESDAY, 5/7, 7:30PM: ZAVIOR PHILLIPS + Phriends ZAVIOR PHILLIPS is a Nashville-raised, L.A-based writer & comedian who began his career writing jokes for your fav celebrities at the People’s Choice Awards and Kids’ Choice Awards. He’s since written for Netflix comedy series Inside Job and is back writing, directing, and acting in Season 2 of Josh Richards’ Read the Room. Zavior most recently performed in the 2024 New York Comedy Festival as a Comic to Watch.
With Special Guests:
BUSINESS CASUAL
RAY LAU
LISA GILROY
GRACE O'MALLEY
GET TICKETS!
❤️ / 🗑️ THURSDAY, 5/8, 7:30PM: Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It is a live variety show and podcast that breaks down the week’s politics and pop culture news with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss, and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis. Join Jon Lovett and an all-star lineup of comedians, journalists, and other amazing guests in Los Angeles live on Thursdays at Dynasty Typewriter.
Featuring: ZACH ZIMMERMAN, PEPPERMINT, & MORE!
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💪 👅 FRIDAY, 5/9, 7:30PM: The Ultimate Improv Show
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED 🎥
DAN BLACK presents THE ULTIMATE IMPROV SHOW! An all-star cast of improvisers perform the best, funniest and ultimate-est improv show of all time! (Ultimate-est is a word!) Each show will feature a celebrity guest monologist who will tell impromptu stories based off of a random suggestion from the audience. These stories will inspire the funniest improvised comedy scenes you've ever seen, like ever!
Featuring..
JON GABRUS
LILY SULLIVAN
WILL HINES
TAMI SAGHER
DAN BLACK
ANDY DALY
With Guest Monologist FARRAH ABRAHAM!
+ Other Special Guests TBA!
GET TICKETS!
🌈 SATURDAY, 5/10🌈
🍸 👶 3:00PM: ANNE MARIE SCHEFFLER in MILF Life Crisis Loveable comedian ANNE MARIE SCHEFFLER stars in this hit one woman comedy about dating again after your marriage ends. Anne Marie takes the audience on her roller-coaster journey from happily married mom to full-fledged divorced “MILF.” (It stands for Mothers are Incredible, Lovely and Fantastic. What do you think it means?)
🎤 7:00PM: TIG NOTARO! Come and see the fantastic (and Handsome) Tig Notaro! Because, obviously!
🌀 9:30PM: ZACH ZIMMERMAN Celebrates The Release of Surprise Me! Your favorite queer, vegetarian, atheist ZACH ZIMMERMAN (The New Yorker, The Late Late Show, After Midnight) returns to Dynasty Typewriter to celebrate the release of the new comedy special “Surprise Me” (out April 22 on YouTube)! Join Zach for an evening of stand-up, new material, special guest performances, and plenty of surprises! *Note: if the special is flopping, Zach will be upset and the mood of the event will be incredibly somber OR Zach will overcompensate by being too upbeat. If the special has gone insanely viral, Zach will finally reach creative fulfillment and cancel the show. ☀️
👽 💙 SUNDAY, 5/11,7:30PM: JUNO BIRCH: THE PROBED TOUR
⭐️ SOLD OUT ⭐️
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Juno Birch the absolutely stunning outlandish blue alien who’d love nothing more than to speak to the manager of Earth.
Juno travels the Earth and probes the absurdity of life on this planet, in her one woman stand-up comedy tour ‘Probed.’
Expect jumbo hair, space age fashion and hysterical jokes from the extra terrestrial icon all the way from the distant planet of Manchester as she shares her struggles of life through the lens of her little pink sunglasses.
👂? TUESDAY 5/13, 7:30PM: Netflix is a Joke Presents: Are You Still Listening
Are You Still Listening? is a monthly, live Netflix stand-up comedy show featuring some of the hottest up-and-coming comedians.
***RSVP does not guarantee entree – seating and entry are on a first come, first served basis***
With Special Guests TBA!
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