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Seasons Greetings from your favorite Popcorn Restaurant!
Hello Darlings,
We write you from in hiding, as the paparazzi just WON’T leave us alone! At this weekend’s ALAN CARR show ADELE (yes, that Adele) was in attendance and basically confirmed her [heretofore unannounced] marriage to RICH PAUL. Now, typicallly this info would stay locked up tight with Orl Dynasty’s wedding night undies in THE DYNASTY VAULT , but someone in the audience leaked this info to internet gossip queen Deuxmoi, and the rest… is history. Though rarely named in any article, and though our capacity is incorrectly stabbed at in almost every one (75 seats?? MAYBE WITH OUR SIDE CURTAINS DRAWN, Smooth! And BNN, you can take several seats for your shoddy journalism as well!) but at least Entertainment Daily (move over, Entertainment Weekly, you weak-ass publication!) got it right. But basically, we’ve been launched into the stratosphere, and we’re pretty sure Adele will be singing at the wedding Vanessa is manifesting for Jamie in 2025 as a gesture of thanks for being such a perfect backdrop for her news to be shared. Adele, it was nothing. Wishing you and Rich much mazel!
Other than the above news, our “Scorpio Season” turned out to be alllll stinger this year. We went in seeking power and life lessons and opportunity, we come out holding some new truths (shitting in a bucket is not the free-spirited woodsperson vibe we were after, double pink-eye is not “flirty”, and large corporations seems to scrimp on the “moral compass” budget) and letting go of some old ideas (living simply can still involve plumbing, laughter is a GOOD medicine, but not the best for double pink eye, and being nice doesn’t always get RESULTS.) We welcome the changing season as we try to bolster ourselves for the more difficult elements: awkward conversations, innnntennnnnse amounts of emails about sales, and crippling potluck stress. We’ve got open arms for kindness, connection, expression, and any flarpin’ excuse to celebrate. LIKE THESE SHOWS! (What a segue!)
🦃 THIS WEEK! IT’S GIVING…. THANKS
TUESDAY, 7:30PM: LACER Afterschool Fundraiser
Featuring RACHEL BLOOM, DANA GOULD, CAMERON ESPOSITO, EDDIE PEPITONE plus others TBA Hosted by JAMIE DENBO and JOHN ROSS BOWIE
100% of proceeds will benefit L.A.C.E.R. Afterschool Programs – provides high-quality programs, resources, and opportunities in an inclusive space to foster community, and friendships and inspire students to dream bigger.
WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: High and Mighty: Thanksgiving Eve Power Hour! LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED AT DYNASTY TYPEWRITER! 6 friends, 60 minutes, 60 shots of beer. Are you interested? Join JON GABRUS and special guests to kick off the Thanksgiving holiday with The 9th Annual High & Mighty Thanksgiving Eve Power Hour. Play along (or just watch) as the chaos ensues.
Special Guests
CARL TART
MIKE MITCHELL
BETSY SODARO
OSCAR MONTOYA
NICK WIGER
SATURDAY, 7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight! A very special post-Thanksgiving show! Got family in town? BRING ‘EM! Want to get away from family in town? Come solo! Life just lifin’ along as usual? Come with whoever the flarp you want and enjoy an evening of comedy backed up by our killer house-band, the DyNasties! Homestyle hosting provided by VANJAM. Featuring:
CARA CONNORS (Straight for Pay)
ROZ HERNANDEZ (Moon Manor)
CHRIS GARCIA (Scattered)
REGGIE WATTS (The Late Late Show with James Corden)
LUKE MONES (Genies)
+ More!
Stuffing or dressing?
VanJam
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