Daniel Fazio 11/11/26 Daniel Fazio 11/11/26

Photo Recap: Grandpa’s Hidden Planet

We wrapped up the Star Wars saga at Dynasty Typewriter with an all-star live reading of The Rise of Skywalker, featuring a ridiculous cast of talented people bringing the galaxy far, far away to life!

The George Lucas Talk Show and Star Wars Minute wrapped up the Star Wars saga at Dynasty Typewriter with an all-star live reading of The Rise of Skywalker, featuring a ridiculous cast of talented people bringing the galaxy far, far away to life!

Featuring Caroline Martin, Cobie Smulders, Eric Edelstein, Eric Lange, Gil Ozeri, Hal Lublin, James Pickens Jr., JoJo Ginn, Laraine Newman, Lou Wilson, Mark McConville, Missi Pyle, Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, Rachel Pegram, Ramona Young, Stephanie Hodge, Taran Killam, Vic Michaelis and a few surprises!

Narrated by Patrick Cotnoir, Peter Bonavita, and Alex Robinson, with music by Chrysanthe Tan and Ender Smith!

Missed it? The full performance is now available to watch on YouTube!

📸: @JustOfftheSix

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Dynasty Logo Tote Bag

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Batty Darlings T-Shirt

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DYNASTY DARLING!™
“Batting 1.000” Tee
Some venues have ushers.
Some venues have security.
Some venues don’t identify as venues, because they understand they are more aptly categorized as transformative portals. Then they make a shirt with bats on it and tether it to a baseball metaphor that absolutely refuses to make sense.
This shirt honors all the batshit critters that make this portal possible.
Featuring a full back print of the official Dynasty Darling!™ bat squad in their natural habitat:
scanning tickets
distributing snacks
running tech
making magic
simply being darling

Front chest hit reads:
DYNASTY DARLING!

Back print reads:
“With Darlings Like These… Dynasty Is Batting 1.000!”

A shirt for staff, sweethearts, regulars, emotional support audience members, and anyone who has ever thought:

“Wow… these little freaks really care.”
Printed on a black tee
Soft yet strong enough to hold your torso gently

THE TÁSTBÜDZ™ “FLAVENTURE AWAITS!” TEE

$30.00

Your new favorite shirt has just slid down a flarpin’ rainbow and is ready to swoop over your noggin and gently puddle around your chest and back like a soft, wearable hug from a cartoon food item.

This garment boasts one (1) neck hole, two (2) arm holes, and one (1) grand lower portal for entering and exiting the shirt at will. You may sew any or all of these closed.
Support Dynasty AND good taste by sporting this cartoon fever dream straight from the DynaPop! vaults. The TÁSTBÜDZ™ — Pretz Michaels, Mrs. Buttergutz, and Em C — are back and ready to escort your torso on a full-blown Flaventure.

Featuring bold retro colors and a rainbow highway, this shirt is perfect.

Flaventure awaits, darlings!

TÁSTBÜDZ! Tote Bag

$30.00

How Do You Top Your Pop?

Dynasty is thrilled to revive our decades-old worldwide (but mostly suuuper Eastern European) animated property, the beloved (if infamous) monster-fighting munchies known as the TÁSTBÜDZ!

This heroic tote features the original cartoon crew in all their crunchy glory, reunited around a bucket of DYNAPOP! and ready to wage war against the bland, the boring, and the beastly. It's all they know.

Use this chic, minimalist, high fashion, runway ready tote to to:

Haul your gear (socks, empty balloons, jerky, unlit candles, special stones)
Join the snack resistance (it's a political statement. The statement is that snacks should exist.)
Unlock your latent battle powers!!!!!!!!!

Crafted from 100% Unpoppable Cotton™, this bag is strong enough to carry your groceries and the weight of your destiny and empty balloons and your newly potent battle powers.

In closing:

Reclaim the crunch.
Fight the flavorless.
And look chic doing it.

Taste is power. Pop is purpose. That’s the Dynasty Difference™.

Dynasty Darling Raglan Tee

$35.00

Nothing says “Dynasty Darling” quite like this tee that literally says those words. It’s a Raglan 3/4 sleeve beauty, appropriate for work, play, personal burial style, and more. Pair it with a cocktail for the perfect cocktail attire. Pair it with a teflon umbrella to break through glass ceilings! Pair it with boots to kick the shit! Pair it with a buddy to be a coupla darlings. Designed and printed in LA with you in mind, Darling.

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Mini Rat Bone Terrarium

$10.00

Finally a miniature ossuary you can feel GOOD about. These rat, mouse (and potentially shrew, vole, and mole) bones were ethically mined from owl pellets by two children who genuinely love to pick through owl pellets as a HOBBY, which means it is not child labor. They were assembled in house at Dynasty by adult humans, fueled by a neurodiverse hyperfocus that strikes at random. The perfect gift for the person who doesn’t have it.

These are very mini (less than 1” high!) and are picked and packed at random. Bones and moss colors will vary.