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Darlings,
OMG the theater grew BOOBS! Jamie is PREGNANT... with a goat?!?! Vanessa is now a certified SCUBA instructor! Our popcorn is actually made from STEGOSAURUS BONES! (Prayer request: Our GM Missy has a particularly frothy case of RABIES) (Prayer answered: Our Head of Production Sam's RABIES has cleared up!) We JUST started our skateboard/basketball team and we're already in... the Olympics? Wow, did you hear that ZIPPERS have been outlawed in MOST OF EUROPE?? It's cRaZiNeSs around here!!
Lol!!!! Look at your calendars, dummies! It's April 1st! A day tailor made for THE OUTLANDISH. And mannnn, we got you GOOD. You shoulda seen the look on your face! You were like omg I was going to wear my hoodie all over England and now I can't! But now you realize you can totally still do that! WE LOVE PRANKS AT DT!!!
Listen, April, you do what you gotta do, but personally? We may be foolin' with our imaginations, but we ain’t foolin’ with this month at DT. We’ve got soooo many beautiful shows, livestreams, specials, whozits, whatsits, and thingamabobs galore.
Before we get into the bounty of programming this week, we hear a little knock at the door… let’s open it and, OH! Well, hellooooo OPPORTUNITY
Are you a Dynasty Darling?
Do you love comedy AND trying things?
Do you like free things that are also growth opportunities for your neighborhood popcorn restaurant (us?)
Email us to become a DYNASTY DARLING BETA BABE! Or a Focus Funkid! Basically, we’ve got some 🤫 new stuff we’re doing and we want folks to try things, and there are no folks better than those who already know us!
Now, here’s a WEEK!
TONIGHT! 4/1, MONDAY, 7:30PM: How To Get A Second Husband
a life-changing one woman show starring divorcée Jackie Johnson
Directed by KIMMY GATEWOOD
Music by ADAM TRESSLER
Choreography by KATHRYN BURNS
Written and Starring JACKIE JOHNSON
♀️ 🍿 4/2, TUESDAY, 7:30PM: The Benson Movie Interruption: Your Choice
DOUG BENSON (SUPER HIGH ME, @midnight) invites some of his comedy friends to sit in the front row of the theater with mics, cracking wise during a screening of a movie that YOU choose. That’s right, audience members are encouraged to bring a dvd/blu ray of a film they would like to see ripped apart (lovingly) and a vote will be held to determine which one we watch.
With Special Guests
RIKI LINDHOME
PAUL F. TOMPKINS
+ More!
4/3, WEDNESDAY, 7:30PM: MICHELLE BRASIER: Average Bear! Fresh from a sold-out season in the UK – award-winning comedian, singer and actor Michelle Brasier makes her LA and NYC debut to perform her critically acclaimed show, Average Bear. It’s received rave reviews and multiple awards at Sydney and Melbourne comedy festivals, had sold-out runs in London and the Edinburgh Fringe, plus a Paramount+ comedy special.
Average Bear tells the story of a family torn apart by grief, teenage fumblings in the dark and a bear with a deathly fear of hibernation. It reminds us that life is too short to waste and too long to take seriously.
🗑️ 4/4, THURSDAY, 7:30PM: Lovett or Leave it, JON LOVETT’s live variety show and podcast that breaks down the week’s politics and pop culture news with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss, and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis.
With Special Guests
KARA KLENK
DEWAYNE PERKINS
BRENDAN SCANNELL
4/5, FRIDAY, 7:30PM: Spanish Aqui Presents LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED!
You’re invited to become a member of Spanish Aquí Presents’ exclusive night of comedy! A swanky bootleg comedy variety show hosted by SAP. RAIZA LICEA, OSCAR MONTOYA, TONY RODRIGUEZ and CARLOS SANTOS will improvise scenes based off a live interview with a celebrity special guest! SAP brings you the best of the best of lo mejor of Latine comedy to stages worldwide and this one is no different. Every show features a mix of stand-up, sketch, characters and a musical guest, so ya never know what you’re gonna get.
Music: ARIAL
Stand-up: GREG SANTOS
Improv with: JON GABRUS, PHIL JACKSON, and more
Feat. DJ ROMO PLUS!
Surprise special guest!
4/6, SATURDAY, 7:30PM: Dynasty Tonight! Come enjoy a hand-picked lineup of honey pies, backed up by house-band the Dy-Nasties!
With Special Guests
BINIAM BIZUNEH (Dave)
STEVE FUREY (Buried, Set of the Night)
DANIELLE PEREZ (Jimmy Kimmel Live!)
LAURIE KILMARTIN (Cis Woke Grief Slut)
Hosted by LUKE MONES (Genies)
+ More!
SUNDAY 4/7
4:00PM: RANDY FELTFACE: Work In Progress
Randy Feltface returns to Dynasty Typewriter with a brand new hour of untested, unseen and largely unwritten material. Don’t miss your chance to see how the vegan sausage gets made!
⚕️ 7:30PM: Wellness Check with JOHN HILL
Broadway and SiriusXM star John Hill (Original Broadway cast of “Hairspray,” Original Broadway Cast “the Boy From Oz,” original NYC cast “bare: a pop opera) takes you on a musical whirlwind through his life as a walking trauma response. From growing up a child geisha in Texas, to being stalked by a sexual predator at Six Flags, to on-air hot-mic moments from his nearly ten years as Andy Cohen’s live morning radio show co-host. All set to original songs written and performed by JOHN HILL, direction by Tony Award winner MARISSA JARET WINOKUR
Featuring: OUR LADY J, H. ALAN SCOTT (as SADIE PINES), and CHRIS CHIANESI
4/8, MONDAY, 7:30PM: Let's Not Die!: A Yellow Dot Comedy Fundraiser
Adam McKay’s Yellow Dot Studios presents a night of comedy about the greatest existential threat facing humanity. Hilarious stuff! Let’s Not Die! (both the show name and a plea to fossil fuel CEOs) features stand up comedy, music, sketches, videos, and an interview with a real life climate scientist. It’ll be a hilarious – and enraging – fundraiser for Yellow Dot Studios, a non-profit media studio calling out polluters and mobilizing action on the climate emergency.
With Special Guests
DYLAN ADLER
ESTEBAN GAST
MAYA MAY
APARNA NANCHERLA
SEAN O’CONNOR
Special Appearance by ADAM MCKAY!
Your pants are on your head!*
Vanjam
*gotcha again.
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