Your Magical Key For The Holidays! 🗝️
Dynasty Darlings,
What has 🗝️ KEYCEMBER! 🗝️ opened for YOU so far? 💝 For us, we’ve gotten: a thermal label printer that has unlocked many creative ideas, some VERY introductory time on a sewing machine (V), intense time with family navigating new chapters and huntin’ for that collateral beauty (J), continued 🪄 invitations 🪄 from the universe to learn patience more deeply and to step into our power. A psychic told Vanessa she needed orthopedic shoes and will soon get THREE GIFTS of increased spiritual potency from her guides. We should be focusing on the gifts from the other side, but for some reason the shoes are really a sticking point. If this psychic was correct, by May Vanessa will be very powerful (and wearing orthopedic shoes.) Meanwhile, a bald eagle showed up in a a dream for Jamie last night with the message to “RISE.” So by May he could be very powerful climbing a mountain (or straight up levitating.) ✨
Keycember has also been unlocking tons of amazing entertainment at Dynasty and 🎶 it doesn’t show sigggggns of stopping! 🎶 We’ve got the whole “corn for popping” part covered via our relationship with corporate giant, DynaPop™! “DynaPop™, big corn’s biggest flex!” 🍿
‼️ CONTEST ALERT! ‼️ 💪 🌽 Flex your corn (#flexyourcorn) at Dyansty! Take a picture with your Dynapop! and tag @dynastytypewriter and caption it #flexyourcorn. I FLEXed my CORN at Dynasty! And you’ll be entered to win two tickets to a show of your choice! (This idea feels very 2010, and we haven’t run it by anyone. It would just make us really happy to see you with your DynaPop™ and we love giving things away. We’ll probably also definitely give you a shirt if you REALLY flexed your corn. Maybe.
Finally, we encourage you to check our website, Instagram page, and below. And get your tickets for our annual New Year's Eve show before they sell out!!
See you real soon!!
VanJam
THIS WEEK’S SHOWS
MONDAY 12/08 at 7:30PM LIVESTREAM
Don’t Stop I’m About To Jazz
LA’s best stand-up comedians perform their sets with live piano accompaniment in this uniquely musical comedy showcase. Hosted by Two Tree Hill and Rose Kelso, the night features Ron Funches, Todd Glass, Dylan Adler, Business Casual, Chelsea Peretti, and more. Directed by Alan Kliffer and produced by Adam Gold.
TUESDAY 12/09 at 7:30PM
A free monthly live Netflix stand-up showcase spotlighting some of comedy’s hottest rising voices. With special guests Camila Ballario, Dylan Subiza, Leah Rudick, Mario Adrion, Oba Alaniyi, Tom Thakkar, and hosted by Ian Karmel. RSVP does not guarantee entry—seating is first come, first served.
WEDNESDAY 12/10 at 8:00PM
Gabe & Alden’s Holiday Party
A full-blown one-act musical in the style of a 1950s Christmas special, where two roommates attempt to host a lavish holiday party to win a local contest — until their colorful guests derail the night. Featuring all-original songs and a special appearance by Vic Michaelis!
THURSDAY 12/11 at 7:30PM
Lovett or Leave It: Live in LA
Jon Lovett tackles the week’s politics and pop culture with sketches, games, razor-sharp jokes, and delightfully overthought analysis in this live variety show and podcast taping. Featuring Cameron Crowe, Tig Notaro, and Rachel Bloom.
FRIDAY 12/12 at 7:30PM LIVESTREAM
The Ultimate Improv Show w/ Dan Harmon and More!
Dan Black presents an all-star night of fast, fearless improv featuring Nicole Byer, Tim Baltz, Bobby Moynihan, Neil Casey, Angela Giarratana, and more. With guest monologist Dan Harmon, whose spontaneous stories inspire the improvised scenes.
FRIDAY 12/12 at 10:30PM LIVESTREAM
Smosh Presents: We’re All Gonna Die
A team of improvisers and comedians fight to survive as their Game Master drags them through a nightmarish tale set in the eerie coastal town of Maw Meadows. This horror-comedy anthology — produced by Smosh, George Primavera, and Jon Matteson — uses the Dread TTRPG system to explore twisting mysteries and terrifying truths. Episode 7, “And Crown the Coral King,” dives beneath Maw Meadows into the stone and sea where its legend began.
SATURDAY 12/13 at 7:30PM
Marc Maron
Legendary comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes to Dynasty with his sharp, unflinching stand-up. His latest HBO special, Panicked, premiered in August 2025, following From Bleak to Dark and End Times Fun. A fearless voice, Maron brings insight and laughs.
SUNDAY 12/14 at 4:00PM
Kinnan’s uproariously queer, one-man “feat of ingenuity” condenses the entire Titanic epic into a fast, subversive, one-hour performance told through Rose’s eyes, blending comedy, camp, and heartfelt homage in a tidal wave of high-emotion theatricality.
SUNDAY 12/14 at 7:30PM
AJ Rafael & Alyssa: Our Little Christmas Tour
Singer-songwriter AJ Rafael brings a warm, festive night of songs and storytelling with Alyssa. A celebrated independent artist and Be The Match Celebrity Advocate, Rafael delivers a heartfelt holiday concert full of joy and connection.
MONDAY 12/15 at 7:30PM LIVESTREAM
12 Guests of Xmas – Doug Loves Movies
Doug Benson hosts a special holiday edition of Doug Loves Movies, bringing 12 (or more!) guests onstage for an enormous Christmas-themed movie trivia showdown. Bring a movie-themed name tag for a chance to win a sackful of presents. Featuring: Riki Lindhome, Daniel Van Kirk, Samm Levine, Amy Miller, Geoff Tate, and more!
