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Darlings,
We've been running some numbers 📊 (“biz” lingo) here at Dynasty and wanted to share some of our absolutely mind-blowing, paradigm shifting findings.
Based on our calculations:
We're 92.25% of the way through 2025. Seems that by most accounts we're all eager to get through the final 7.75% as quickly and peacefully as possible. Sending love and support to everyone around the world that needs a little extra right now. ❤️
We're 45.16% of the way through Keycember. (This is our fun, enchanting take on December if you haven't been paying attention). We've still got dozens of amazing shows coming in the next couple weeks, so come escape to Dynasty! This includes our annual New Year's Eve event! We've got a really fun show coming together and we sure would love to have you as we toast 🥂 the end of The Year of the Snake 🐍 (thank god) and the beginning of The Year of The Horse! 🐴 (oooh la la!) FYI 2026 is going to be a 🔥 FIRE HORSE 🔥. (2025 was a WOOD SNAKE. 🙄)
We're 25% of the way through this century. Not sure what to do to make this interesting so we ask you, our dear readership, to open up your journal and write about what this statistic means for you. Or just write about what you are most eager to let go of from 2025 and what you are most eager to manifest into your life in 2026. Or write a story about an epic battle between a giant 🔥 FIRE HORSE 🔥 and a dumb ass WOOD SNAKE. Spoiler alert: The horse fucking kicks the snakes ass. (But please put your own, individualistic spin on it! Swear words allowed!) Send us your story and best one wins two tickets to an upcoming show in our haunted, enchanting theater built on a VORTEX! ꩜
Now THAT'S The Dynasty Difference™!
VanJam
THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY
MONDAY 12/15 at 7:30PM LIVESTREAM
12 Guests of Xmas – Doug Loves Movies
Doug Benson hosts a special holiday edition of Doug Loves Movies, bringing 12 (or more!) guests onstage for an enormous Christmas-themed movie trivia showdown. Bring a movie-themed name tag for a chance to win a sackful of presents. Featuring: Ellory Smith, Blair Socci, Trae Crowder, Jimmy Pardo, Todd Glass, Martha Kelly, Jenny Zigrino, Riki Lindhome, Daniel Van Kirk, Samm Levine, Amy Miller, and Geoff Tate!
TUESDAY 12/16 at 7:30PMAnne Marie Scheffler’s MILF and Cookies!
A bold, funny, and heartfelt one-woman comedy about going after big love and a big life, as Anne Marie Scheffler (Not Getting It, Suddenly Mommy, MILF Life Crisis) shares a playful tale of joy, desire, and leaning on your beloved MILF Squad.
WEDNESDAY 12/17 at 7:30PM
Toby Huss Presents the Rudy Casoni XXXMas Boozebag Revue
Toby Huss returns as Rudy Casoni for his annual boozy, unhinged holiday variety blowout — a riotous mix of music, comedy, and festive mayhem. Packed with chaotic cheer and surprise guests, this beloved Dynasty tradition delivers Rudy’s signature swagger, swing, and seasonal misbehavior.
THURSDAY 12/18 at 7:30PM LIVESTREAM
A Cozy Silly Little Evening w/ Melissa Villaseñor and Friends!
Melissa Villaseñor hosts a warm, wonderfully weird holiday night of stand-up, singing, characters, and festive surprises. Will Danny Trejo read ’Twas the Night Before Christmas? Will Dolly Parton pop in to sing Holly Jolly Christmas? Only one way to find out.
FRIDAY 12/19 at 7:30PM LIVESTREAM
Moon Goon’s Live Hallmark Christmas Movie!
Moon Goon presents an entire interactive Hallmark Christmas movie, live on stage with 4D effects (yes, you read that correctly). Come fall in love with a tall man with beautiful eyes! Kiss under the mistletoe while Santa watches!
SATURDAY 12/20 at 2:00PM + 6:30PM LIVESTREAM (6:30PM)
A festive live read of The Muppet Christmas Carol, celebrating Jerry Juhl’s beloved script inspired by Dickens’ classic. Featuring an all-star cast including David Dastmalchian, Erika Ishii, Marc Evan Jackson, Paul F. Tompkins, Kelly Marie Tran, Kimia Behpoornia, Anna Garcia, Hal Lublin, Oscar Montoya, Jiavani, and more — plus special guest Paul Williams. Raising funds for One Simple Wish.
SUNDAY + MONDAY 12/21 + 22 at 7:30PM
Legendary comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes to Dynasty with his sharp, unflinching stand-up. His latest HBO special, Panicked, premiered in August 2025, following From Bleak to Dark and End Times Fun. A fearless voice, Maron brings insight and laughs.
MONDAY 12/22 at 4:30PM LIVESTREAM
Handsome: Third Annual Holibobs Extravaganza
Handsome is a podcast from comedians Tig Notaro, Fortune Feimster, and Mae Martin. Every week, the handsome hosts field a question from a friend and attempt to answer it together, covering every subject you could think of. Along the way, Tig, Fortune and Mae tell plenty of stories and just generally have a ridiculous time.
