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Darlings,
August is upon us. Or, as we like to call it here at Dynasty, Aug-LUST. A month long celebration of 🔥 red hot romantic romps 🔥. Other smallish venues that offer a wide array of programming and hang their hat on their 🍿 highly curated selection of popcorn toppings 🍿 typically stick with the basic Gregorian calendar's spelling of August and keep things vanilla in their email marketing endeavors. But at Dynasty, we seize the opportunity to sexualize this steamy, sultry 31 day span. And That's The Dynasty Difference!™
We also don't hesitate for a second to use this space to celebrate 🔥 National Psoriasis Month 🔥. We can't speak for other venues that also have a bathroom mascot that is a plunger hat wearing bear named Sludgy, but over here at Dynasty, we are aware of psoriasis. Almost too aware, if we're being honest. And we are always honest. And That's The Dynasty Difference!™
And while other venues are using their platforms to espouse the virtues of 🥪 National Panini Month 🥪 (they know who you are), we aren't afraid to ZAG and declare our allegiance to 🍦 National Dippin' Dots Month 🍦.
Dippin' Dots: No press required.
Didn't see publishing those words in a public facing forum when we woke up this morning. Yet here we are. Here we are. And with the 🦁 Lion's Gate Portal 🦁 (888) doin' its' thang right now, it's safe to say by the end of Aug-LUST, things are gonna be lookin' up for all of us. Guaranteed! So that's pretty neat, right?! Right.
Last week at Dynasty was magical. ✨ The week ahead, also magical. ✨ All the shows and events we have are listed below. We hope you will join us at one or all of them! You ding dang deserve it!
And That's The Dynasty Difference!™
VanJam
PS- As mentioned above, we are aware of psoriasis. We are also aware we used sandwich emojis 🥪🥪 to flank National Panini Month and ice cream cone emojis 🍦🍦 to flank National Dippin' Dots Month. In addition to being aware, we are also proud. Proud to work with what we have. So judge us all you want. We can only be us. And us isn't afraid to improvise and make sandwich and ice cream cone emojis SING into the forms of their food cousins. Us are aware of food cousins. Us are aware of psoriasis.
🚨 Livestreams still available: Lets Not Die: Yellow Dot Live!, Watch Watts Happen Live, The Ultimate Improv Show w/ DREW GOODEN and EDDY BURBACK (Early Show + Late Show), Doug Loves Movies, 30MM: Hook + Jurassic Park, SMOSH Presents: We're All Gonna Die, Playgirl with EDI PATTERSON, Hey Riddle Riddle🚨
🌟 THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🌟
🎥 🙋 🍿 TUESDAY, 8/5, 7:30PM: Benson Movie Interruption: Your Choice is a show where comedian Doug Benson (SUPER HIGH ME, @midnight) invites some of his comedy friends to sit in the front row of the theater with mics, cracking wise during a screening of a movie that YOU choose. That’s right, audience members are encouraged to bring a dvd/blu ray of a film they would like to see ripped apart (lovingly) and a vote will be held to determine which one we watch.
With Special Guests MAE MARTIN, MILANA VAYNTRUB, and ALEX EDELMAN
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🖤 🤍 WEDNESDAY, 8/8, 7:30PM: Ebony & Ivory Screening w/ Special Guest ELIJAH WOOD📽️ Ebony and Ivory Trailer 📽️
With introductions from ELIJAH WOOD and DANIEL NOAH Two musical legends gather at a Scottish cottage on The Mull of Kintyre for a tense summit to discuss a potential collaboration that will ultimately result in a global Number One smash hit single.
Directed by: JIM HOSKING
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💕/🗑️ THURSDAY, 8/7, 7:30PM: Lovett or Leave It is a live variety show and podcast that breaks down the week’s politics and pop culture news with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss, and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis. Join JON LOVETT and an all-star lineup of comedians, journalists, and other amazing guests in LOS ANGELES live on Thursdays at DYNASTY TYPEWRITER.
With Special Guests KEN JENNINGS, AMY SCHNEIDER, TIM HEIDECKER and more!
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😛 🔥 💪 FRIDAY, 8/8, 7:30PM: The Ultimate Improv Show
⭐️ IN PERSON SOLD OUT! ⭐️ 🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥
DAN BLACK presents THE ULTIMATE IMPROV SHOW! An all-star cast of improvisers perform the best, funniest and ultimate-est improv show of all time! (Ultimate-est is a word!) Each show will feature a celebrity guest monologist who will tell impromptu stories based off of a random suggestion from the audience. These stories will inspire the funniest improvised comedy scenes you've ever seen, like ever!
Featuring...
DAN BLACK
PAUL SCHEER
ANDREW DISMUKES
SASHEER ZAMATA
LENNON PARHAM
CARL TART
NICOLE BYER
Guest Monologist JACK QUAID
+ More!
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🎢 SUNDAY, 8/9 , 7:30PM: Single Riders Only! is a new dating sketch show about the terrors of being without a plus one. Our host this month is actor SIERRA SANTANA. SANTANA is a CHICANA actor, producer, and storyteller whose work spans film, TV, and live performance. She’s appeared in OG viral BUZZFEED videos, modeled for brands like SAVAGE X FENTY and THE NORTH FACE, and co-founded LAS TÓXICAS LIVE, an all-LATINA comedy show at UCB LA.
In addition to our hilarious sketches, we've got JENNY YANG as our special standup guest!
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👶 🍼MONDAY, 8/10 , 7:30PM: CARA CONNORS: BORN TO SUCK (Live!) Fresh off her debut special STRAIGHT FOR PAY (AMAZON PRIME)—hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as one of “6 Terrific Specials From 6 Very Different Comics” and one of PASTE MAGAZINE’s “Best Comedy Albums of the Year.” —comedian, writer, and certified chaos agent CARA CONNORS brings the L.A. premiere of her bold new hour to DYNASTY TYPEWRITER LOS ANGELES for one night only.
With appearances on JUST FOR LAUGHS, DATING #NOFILTER (PEACOCK), OUTTV’s CARA TAKES UP SPACE, and over 35 cities toured across NORTH AMERICA and EUROPE, CONNORS has cemented herself as a comedic force with a fearless, full-body style that’s as raw as it is ridiculous.
BORN TO SUCK blends deeply personal storytelling, absurdist characters, and sharp social satire into a heartfelt, hilarious performance.
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🦇 🤷♂️ TUESDAY, 8/11, 7:30PM: WHO ME? With the Batmin! He is vengeance. He is the night. He is doing his first live podcast at Dynasty Typewriter on AUGUST 12TH at 7:30 PM AT NIGHT! (Rhymed night with night. See that?) For the first time ever, join the Batmin (WHO BOBBY MOYNIHAN?) and his father figure and co-host Alfred (WHO BRETT MORRIS?) LIVE on stage and ready for fucking anything. The "popular" and "well-known" podcast on CBB PRESENTS on CBBWORLD.COM "comes to life live on stage" with special guests Superman (WHO BEN RODGERS?) and Wonder Woman (WHO NICOLE PARKER?).
And who knows who else may decide to attack mid-show??? It all depends on...who's in town that weekend. Join us, won’t you? It's definitely not a trap to find out who killed my parents.
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