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Dear, sweet Darlings,
Leave your mental and physical baggage at home and 🔑 check into 💞 The HoneyJune Suite! 💞 at The Dynasty Inn! Because Dynasty's June calendar was simply MADE for lovers. It was also made for: loners, group-ers, polycules, and intergenerational situationships. Don't feel your romantic vibe is represented here? Let us know! We [likely] want to take care of you! Let our room-service cater to your every whim. (The room we service is... our theater.)
Speaking of rooms n’ services, what’s your favorite hotel? We’re very partial to The Madonna Inn over here, but we always love traveling and getting bewitched in new locations and accommodations. Tell us about your top hotel/motel/inn/retreat recommendations that you think fit our love for enchanting aesthetics! Why? WHY NOT! Human connection, inspiration, the non-zero chance we’ll give you tickets to an upcoming show or up to 3% off popcorn! WOW! Now, That’s the Dynasty Difference!™
In other mus’ (in this instance, “mus’” is short for musings. So instead of saying in other NEWS, and setting up an expectation for crackerjack journalism on current events, you can use this cute li’l segue as an entrée into a musing of any type you like!) one of Van’s shrimps from her Walstad aquarium is…. 🥁 PREGNANT! Wow. Crustacean gestation initiation. 🥵 We’re so excited for Marge Shrimpson. We cant wait to watch her bloom into her shrimpternal instincts. This also means that Marge found true LOVE with an aquarium mate which is just such great news about the environment Vanessa is fostering. We’ll have to wait for the births to determine who the father is. Will it be Prawn Hamm or Zach EfPrawn!? In the last week of Jam's growing world of backyard bird listening he's had the pleasure of hearing from: A Phainopepla (what a name!), a Brown Headed Cowbird (ok!), a Blue-Gray Gnatcatcher (you get 'em!), a Northern Flicker (rare!), and just this morning a Spotted Sandpiper (taking a little vacation from the beach!). You are now all caught up.
Now, as our slate of livestreaming offerings grows, so do instances of folks trying to PIRATE THEM! And not the fun kind of pirate. We're talking little internet wormy worms undermining the hard work of our talent and team! No treasure to be found on THEIR boats! (The boats in this case, are, we guess, their morals?) In any case we're beefing up our security and will use this newsletter real estate to share our evolving security protocols:
🏴☠️ DYNASTY’S PATENTED “HIGH SEAS” APPROACH TO PIRACY™ 🕯️📜
Hear ye, hear ye: It has come to our solemn attention that certain internet knaves have taken to PIRACY, and in doing so hath robbed a humble house of corn 💔 and the performers within.
Well here at Dynasty….pirate crimes do PIRATE TIMES. Bootlegs? Meet peg legs 🦿, unrelenting scurvy 🍋❌, and a mandatory summons to DYNASTY SIBLING ACTION COURT 👩⚖️🧑⚖️ for CLAIMS OF ALL SIZES.
Repent, turd-hearted wayward souls!
Purchase thy rightful ticket 🎟️ or suffer for thine wrongful doings, you freaking twerps. This isn’t freaking LimeWire. You are literally stealing from the artists you claim to love.
And we will FIND YOUR IP.
We will TELL THEM who stole from them.
We will SHOW THEM unflattering pictures of you.
And yes—we shall banish you from our flarpin’ enchanting world forevermore. 🪦🍿✨Thus concludes the warning. 🫡
brinely,
VanJam
🚨 Livestreams still available: Doug Loves Movies, Wrong Answers Only, Fuck This Month & Holy Shit Improv, Cape Shade, How I Met Your Masi, Mynocks From Space: An All Star Live Reading of the Empire Strikes Back🚨
🌟THIS WEEK AT DYNASTY 🌟
🧐 🎤 MONDAY, 6/2, 7:30PM: HUH?MILTON
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥 🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING IN PERSON! 🚨
RACHEL BLOOM knows everything about musicals. Her husband DAN GREGOR does not. Come see them butcher some of musical theater's greatest duets in this improvised musical improv show. With special guests JULIA LESTER, ZACH REINO, and JESS MCKENNA.
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🎞️ 🍿 TUESDAY, 6/3, 7:30PM: The BENSON Movie Interruption: Your Choice!
THE BENSON MOVIE INTERRUPTION: YOUR CHOICE is a show where comedian DOUG BENSON (SUPER HIGH ME, @MIDNIGHT) invites some of his comedy friends to sit in the front row of the theater with mics, cracking wise during a screening of a movie that YOU choose. That’s right—audience members are encouraged to bring a DVD/Blu-ray of a film they would like to see ripped apart (lovingly), and a vote will be held to determine which one we watch.
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS:
MAE MARTIN
ROBBY HOFFMAN
MELISSA VILLASEÑOR
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❤️ WEDNESDAY, 6/4, 7:30PM:ULY MORAZAN: "I Love Uly" The Tour
⭐️ SOLD OUT! ⭐️
ULYSSES “ULY” MORAZAN is a Los Angeles–based actor and comedian known for his relatable humor, engaging storytelling, and for coining the phrase “current husband." ULY’s countless viral video series, including “Gay Math” and “Football for Swifties,” have captivated over one million followers across all social platforms. His television appearances include roles on HACKS, THIS IS US, 9-1-1, and as JEREMY in NOT DEAD YET, as well as talk show appearances on THE JENNIFER HUDSON SHOW.
This spring, he’ll be touring across the country with his hit variety show “I LOVE ULY”, which he says is “kinda like the Eras Tour but not.”
🏳️🌈 📻 THURSDAY, 6/5, 7:30PM:Lovett Or Leave It: Live in LA Pride Edition
LOVETT OR LEAVE IT is a live variety show and podcast that breaks down the week’s politics and pop culture news with sketches, games, jokes that literally never miss, and everyone’s favorite: nuanced analysis. Join JON LOVETT and an all-star lineup of comedians, journalists, and other amazing guests in Los Angeles live on Thursdays at DYNASTY TYPEWRITER.
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
ADAM RIPPON, JOEL KIM BOOSTER, BRENDAN SCANNELL, CLEA DUVALL, SABRINA WU, DARBY LYNN CARTWRIGHT, + ALEXIS BEVELS!
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😂FRIDAY, 6/6, 7:30PM:URZILA CARLSON - Just Jokes Tour
⭐️ SOLD OUT! ⭐️
A touring powerhouse, she’s taken her trademark deadpan delivery and cheeky wit across the globe between the high-profile television appearances that have helped cement her enormous fanbase.
In 2019, URZILA became the highest-selling comedian in the 33-year history of THE MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL, one of the three largest comedy festivals in the world, and made her NETFLIX debut as part of the streaming service’s unprecedented worldwide comedy series, COMEDIANS AROUND THE WORLD. URZILA was among just 47 comics handpicked to perform a half-hour special filmed at JUST FOR LAUGHS in MONTREAL for the series.
🌴 SATURDAY, 6/7,🌴
✨ 🍿 7:00PM:Dynasty Tonight! is a semi-weekly live show featuring performances from great stand-up comics, musical acts, and variety artists! Often, VERY famous people pop in! We only book performers we truly love — as artists and humans — because that’s what YOU deserve. Hosted by Dynasty proprietors JAMIE FLAM and VANESSA RAGLAND, DYNASTY TONIGHT! is a celebration of the human experience, human expression, human connection — and sometimes we give away junk/treasures from our lost and found.
The band: The DyNasties.
World Famous DynaPop!™ Popcorn will be popped.
That’s the Dynasty Difference!™
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
FRED ARMISEN (SNL)
CHRIS FLEMING (HELL)
SABRINA WU (JOY RIDE)
CHRIS FAIRBANKS (THE RESCUE CACTUS ALBUM)
+ MORE!
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😬 😮 9:30PM: We're All Gonna Die: A DREAD Actual Play Experience
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥 🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING IN PERSON! 🚨
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE: A DREAD ACTUAL PLAY EXPERIENCE" is a live TTRPG horror show that uses the heart-pounding DREAD system—where every risky action means pulling from a teetering JENGA tower. Set in a small town gripped by eerie secrets and creeping dread, the story spirals into chaos as the tower falls and characters meet terrifying fates. Tension builds with every pull… because in this town, something wants you to fall.
FEATURING...
GAME MASTER – GEORGE PRIMAVERA
PLAYERS – JON MATTESON, ANGELA GIARRATANA, SPENCER AGNEW, MARIAH ROSE FAITH CASILLAS
SPECIAL GUEST – NICK L. WILLIAMS
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☀️ SUNDAY, 6/8☀️
4:00PM: Newcomers
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥
Founded in 2021 in New York as a showcase of debuts at THE BELL HOUSE, NEWCOMERS is a bi-coastal emerging comedy showcase that serves to connect the scene's brightest rising standups with a community of high-performing peers.
FEATURING...
DIANA HONG
OBA OLANIYI
ZOE ZAKSON
KEL CRIPE
MICHELLADONNA
IMANI DENAE
ELLIS JONES
CAM GAVINSKI
LISA CHANOUX
BUSINESS CASUAL
ANGIE STROUD
TATYANA GUCHI
BRI GIGER
DANI LYLE
JESSICA ROSAS
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👖 🧥 7:30PM: KEL CRIPE Does Stand Up Confidently
KEL CRIPE has done lots of stand-up, but never with this much confidence (hopefully). Join them and their incredibly confident friends — MAE MARTIN, OBA OLANIYI, HANNAH PILKES + MORE — for an epic night of stand-up comedy, laughing, and a whole lot of self-discovery. Confidence is a journey, and honey, tonight we're going to the CENTER OF THE EARTH. Does that make sense? If not, KEL can totally write something else. Sorry.
KEL CRIPE is a comedian, writer, and actor based in LOS ANGELES. In their free time, KEL collects HOT WHEELS, enjoys ARNOLD PALMERS, and plays fetch with their orange cat named LASANA.
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🤔 🤰 MONDAY, 6/9, 7:30PM: What Ever Happened To Baby J?
🎥 LIVE AND LIVESTREAMED! 🎥
JODIE SWEETIN (FULL HOUSE) and DREW SEELEY (ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY) lead a cast of nostalgic stars in “WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY J?” — a new Y2K boyband-obsessed story written by award-winning screenwriter VICTORIA MALE, for a live table read fundraising event. TONY WINNER MARISSA JARET WINOKUR, DOUG JONES, ELISA DONOVAN, GARRETT CLAYTON, DALE GODBOLDO, NATE RICHERT, ROMY ROSEMONT, and MYKO OLIVIER round out the cast of fan favorites from the turn of the 21st century. All event profits will benefit the AIDS RESOURCE FOUNDATION FOR CHILDREN (ARFC).
The event will be a full-sensory, Y2K-themed experience built around the cultural moment of millennial nostalgia, so dress for the decade and come in your best throwback looks! The night will include original music from Grammy-nominee YAN PERCHUK, a raffle, and will be livestreamed globally through DYNASTY TYPEWRITER’s live streaming service "TRANSMISSIONS BY DYNASTY."
In “WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY J?”, OLIVIA HUGHES discovers that her shy, stay-at-home husband ROBBIE was once part of a huge millennial boy band after he goes missing. Now, she must team up with his old bandmates to find ROBBIE, before he's forced against his will to realize his worst nightmare — a reunion tour. Event sponsors include REELWORKS STUDIOS, VOCATION, and THE SUCCESSFUL SCREENWRITER, and is produced by LIONESS DEN PRODUCTIONS in partnership with IMPACT24 PR, JENNIFER SMITH from RAT DANCE PARTY, and the ALWAYS IN THE CLUB FOUNDATION.
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